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Jill Elysia Thunderson
356 - Be... dead?
355 - Deduce PLOT, use HOSE-WHIP
354 - Interrogate
353 - Conclude PURSUIT MINIGAME!
352 - Begin NINJA PURSUIT MINIGAME
351 - Pursue NINJA up BARBER POLE to get ANTIDOTE...
350 - Continue listening to STORY
349b - The NINJA begins his STORY
348a - The NINJA begins his STORY
347 - Be amazed by COOKIE EFFICACY
346 - Interrogate NINJA
345 - Consider LAMP SELECTION
344 - Issue COMMAND!
343! (342, Take 2!)
342 - Interrogate DYING NINJA
341 - NAME GET!
"Bad Time Management Theatre" presents...
340 - Use BANDAGE, go EAST!
339 - Pirate Ship*
338 - Decide on a NON-INTERVENTIONIST COURSE OF ACTION...
337 - Be... DEAD?
336 - Get STABBED
335 - Yell "look out," fling RANDOM INVENTORY and...
334 - Clear your head with delicious STARBOARDS© COFFEE...
333 - Expose NINJA, talk to CREWMAN
332 - Go NORTH
331 - Yeah... HE needs THIS
330 - Point out that THOSE THINGS will kill HIM
329 - Go NORTH, find FINAL PIRATE CANDIDATE
328 - Recapitulate!
327 - Don CORSAIR DISGUISE, join BATTLE
326 - Examine FAMOUS PILE OF PICKLES
325 - Go WEST
324 - Give DRUGZ to BISON
323 - Consult your DOCTOR
322 - Check INVENTORY, head OUTSIDE
321 - Be a HARSH MISTRESS
320 - Jet, immediately investigate HAPPENINGS and ...

Bison
319 - Back to the PRESENT
318 - Use THUNDERBUSS' PROSTHETIC HAND...
317 - Reluctantly imbibe TEA
316 - Spill TEA...
315 - Look at PIRATE on DOCK
314 - Explore PASSAGE
313 - Pick up the PACE
312 - Wear TRAFFIC CONE as HAT
311 - Resolve not to fail JET
310 - ?
309 - Regret
308 - Go back inside
307 - Begin FLASHBACK to GREAT BISON CIVIL WAR
306 - Professionally hide BODY in CABINET
305 - Be totally PROFESSIONAL
304 - Adventure!

Jill Elysia Thunderson
303 - Do STUFF
302 - Cue inter-dimensional TIME INTERFERENCE...
301 - Examine MAP
301 - Alan? WTF?
300 - Take a SIDEBAR with COUNCIL
299 - Gather INFORMATION
298 - Flirt with the CAPTAIN
297 - Examine ROOM
296 - Enter PORT AUTHORITY
295 - Loot PIRATE
294 - Knock out CAPTAIN STEELWOOD...
293 - Answer
292 - Panic, Attack!
291 - Attach NAMES
290 - Read BULLETIN BOARD
By Request - World Map
289 - Go WEST, open COCONUT
288 - Head to TOWN
287 - Query for LOCATION
286 - Go NORTH, finally!
285 - Help TURTLE to the SEA
284 - Ride the BISON NORTH
283 - Take INVENTORY
282 - Wake up?

280 - Assess OPTIONS
279 - Get PANTS
278 - Return to RHYS
277 - Approach PATIENCE
276 - Go NORTH
275 - Use BRAIN on MAZE
274 - Follow RADAR NORTH into MAZE
273 - Go EAST
272 - Deal with RHYS
271 - Results!
270 - Choose your CHARACTER
269 - BAMF!
268 - Begin TROUSER QUEST
267 - ...talk?
266 - Apply PHLEBOTINUM
265 - Don SHORTS & Search
264 - Be forced NORTH
263 - Hallucinate
262 - Stare at the IRRATIONAL PORTAL
261 - Get PING PONG PADDLE
260 - Go EAST
259 - Get SHORTS, Watch PRESIDENT
258 - Ctrl-Alt-Dill
257 - Check behind PIC---
256 - Perform a BAR TRICK (Part 2!)
256 - Perform a BAR TRICK (Part 1!)
255 - Gather INFORMATION
254 - Talk to WITCH
253 - Equip CHEW TOY
252 - INVENTORY
251 - Light CANDLES
250 - Replace RHYS
249 - Follow ALAN

Rhys O'Callahan
248 - ALAN uses STASIS LEVEL 45
247 - BAMF!
246 - Christmas 2010!
245 - Explain YOURSELF
244 - Go UPSTAI--- no. Console WIDOW RAT.
243 - Bribe COP with SCRABBLE TILES
242 - Abuse METAPHOR and SIMILE
241 - Wear FEDORA
240 - Be... dead?
239 - Meet the FLOOR
238 - Solve PUZZLE
237 - Look behind PORTRAIT
236 - NOOOO MUST SAVE THE PRECIOUS MULE KICK!!!!!!
235 - Check VOXCO, VASE(CO)
234 - Look AROUND
233 - Let there be LIGHTER
232 - Do the THRILLER DANCE
231 - Open SPOOKY CLOSET
230 - Grab a FLASHLIGHT
229 - Go EAST
228 - Look at PUDDLE, then UP
227 - Thanksgiving 2010!
226 - Loiter, eat PRETZELS
225 (B) - Activate CONFEDERBOT
225 - Read NOTE, check TICKET BOOTH
224 - Listen to VOXCO
223 - Look through WINDOW
222 - Examine LOBBY
221 - Prepare for INGRESS
220 - Query the DEAD
219 - Place COINS in EYES
218 - Poke and search BODY
217 - Head to the HAUNTED HOUSE
216 - Look at the MAP
215 - Guile Attack the Gate!
214 - Enact AWESOME PLAN
213 - Ask about---oh, hey, TRUCK's here!
212 - Halloween 2010!
211 - Query NINJA on POLITICAL GEOGRAPHY
210 - Discuss PLAN
209 - Greet NINJA
208 - Plug TUBE with STOPPER
207 - Stick the LANDING
206 - Steer for the FORT
205 - Banzai!
204 - Jump!
203 - Look through HOLE into COCKPIT
202b - Enjoy the BREEZE
202 - Take INVENTORY
201 - Mumble... again...
200 - Mumble.
199 - Take INVENTORY
198 - Wake up
197- . . .

Cadungery Muffinbottom III
196 - Please, go EAST with PARTY
195 - Go EAST with PARTY
194 - Cast FINI SHER
193 - DO EEEET!
192 - Query more!
191 - Query ALAN
190 - Use ANTIDOTE with PAD-BRO
189 - Ask CAD-PAD for ANTIDOTE
188 - Spin RUBIK'S HYPERCUBE to find PARALLEL ANTIDOTE
187 - Take CUTLERY/BOTTLES, check SANDWICH VICTIMS
186 - Open NEXT
185 Prime - Don't listen to BARBERSHOP KITCHENWARE
185 - Listen to BARBERSHOP KITCHENWARE
184 - Begin QUEST for DRINK INGREDIENTS
183 - Heft WHALE, search for MIXOLOGY CRAP
182 - Offer STBSEMFWYHAATT to GAMING PARTY
181 - Make a SANDWICH
180 - Go NORTH
179 - Explain... more...
178 - Cast and present FAKE DOCS
177 - Look to the EAST in SHOCK
176 - Roll WHALE over EDGE
175 - FINISH IT ALREADY!
174 - Cast MAGE BOLT
173 - Cast WAVE POOL
172 - Go EAST
171 - Come on back, CAD
170 - Release the BEAST upon THOSE WHO HAVE ANNOYED YOU!
169 - Equip PADDINGTON with SWEET LOOT!
168 - Place HAND gently on IMP'S SHOULDER
167 - Go EAST
166 - Loot, use GREEN POTION on CORPSE
165 - Finish HIM
164 - Continue the ASSAULT
163 - Ask a MUNDANE QUESTION
162 - Broach STRANGE TOPIC
161 - Begin PARLAY
160 - Choose QUEEN
159 - "OH YEAH!"
158 - Hop through HOLE
157 - Use MAGIC, punch PUZZLE
156 - Wear HAT, examine PUZZLE
155 - Be... dead?
154 - Grab other guy's RUBIK'S CUBE
153 - Tamper with RUBIK'S HYPERCUBE
152 - Snag SWAG; Swig
151 - Wake the TEDDY HIPPO, give HORN
150 - Fill INVENTORY, Solve PUZZLE, and use HAIR GEL with TORCH
149 - WAKE UP!
148 - Wake up

Jill Elysia Thunderson
147D - Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! GO!
147C - Go! Go! Go!
147B - Go!
147A - On your MARK, get set...
146 - Open the BOX
145 - Finish climbing
144 - Climb
143 - Loot LOOT
142 - Use SWEAR JAR
141 - Sneak to HUB
140 - Watch PROCEEDINGS
139 - Use CAMERAS to watch ELLIOT
138 - Use PAINTBRUSH with IRONY
137 - Input PASSWORD
136 - Use MOUSE with COMPUTER
135 - b a l337 h4x0r
134 - Finish going UP
133 - Go UP
132 - Go WEST
131 - Use HOSE LASSO with PLOT HOOK
130 - Go WEST (Again)
129 - Converse with SMALL MOUSE
128 - Explore DUCTWORK
??? - Meanwhile...
127 - Be VICE REAR ADMIRAL IN CHARGE OF GETTING THINGS DONE
126 - Go WEST
125 - Pay off WAGER, then LOOT and CRAFT
124 - Convert TRAFFIC CONE, DEAD FISH, and 5 VARIOUS MONIES into FUNNEL, SUSHI, and a SMALL WAGER
121-123 - Show him WHAT FOR!
120 - Reveal BUSINESS END of HAIR DRYER
119 - Combine SEETHING ANGER with JUG (EMPTY)
118 - Check the OTHER VENT
117 - Use HOSE to fill TERRARIUM
114-116 - Get to the BUTTON!
113 - Name Get!
110-112 Search for a DUCK with ALL THE ANSWERS
109 - Wake Up

Rhys O'Callahan
108 - Hallucinate
107 - Get and Drink BEVERAGE
106 - Check CONTACT LENSES, then Prove INNOCENCE
105 - Ask for SAND WORM REPELLENT, sneak erratically...
104 - Peer intently at SHADOWY FIGURE
1035 - Lead a SQUADRON of TEDDY BOARS against EVIL...
103 - Buy PDEMM, then CONVERSE
102 - Retrieve ROKKIT JUICE CAN
101 - Face MORAL DILEMMA
100 - Plan, place CAN and scan, before MAN (arrive...
99 - Random Encounter (Just Peanuts)
98 - Hit the TRAIL
97 - Open the FREAKING BOX already
96 - Recite SHAKESPEARE with SKULL
95 - Search BLEACHED SKELETON and YE OLDE BOX
94 - Random Encounter (Feral Teddy Boars 2)
93 - Random Encounter (Feral Teddy Boars 1)
92 - Head to FORT FERRIS, Ninja Style!
91 - Ignore NOIR and buy BULLETS
90 - Trust no one.
89 - Chat up HEPHAESTUS
88 - Chat up ENGINEER
87 - Kick down DOORS and rescue the ENGINEER
86 - Run through DOORS and get GUN
85 - Go EAST, young man!
84 - Throw HANDKERCHIEF down in disgust
82-83 - Check Inventory
81 - Examine POSTERS
78-80 - Hang your HEAD in SHAME
77 - See who wants a DRINK. With STYLE.
74-76 - FIGHT CRIME!
73 - NAME GET!
71-72 - Play a HAUNTING REFRAIN
70 - GET UP and INVESTIGATE THE MUZAK
69 - Use LAZAH BEAMS on DOOR
68 - Supahman help!
66-67 - Duckies!
65 - Dream...
63-64 - Place HAND in SCANNER
62 - Drop 8-BALL down VENT.
61 - Place TEDDY BOAR in SCANNER
60 - Investigate SECRET PASSAGE
58-59 - Purchase Soda
57 - Check BLADDER
56 - Examine VENDING MACHINES
55 - Press BUTTON, go UP
53-54 - Inspect POWER INDICATOR
52 - Go WEST
51 - Buy ONE UP
50 - Retrieve VARIOUS STUFF
48 - Use TUSKS with TEDDY BOAR
47 - Give JAWBREAKERS to MC
45-46 Examine GLASSES
42-44 Say Name
41 - Talk to MONSTER
37-40 - Buy ONE UP with VARIOUS MONIES
32-36 - Move the N to the END in DESPERATION!
25-31 - Flip Switch
18-24 - Pick up the DUCK in the DUNGEON
11 - 17 - IT'S A TRAP!
6 - 10 - Consult the MAGIC 8-BALL for IDEAS
1-5 - Get YE FLASK.
0 - Introduction