Monday, April 26, 2010

63-64 - Place HAND in SCANNER

63 - Place HAND in SCANNER
You place your HAND into the SECURITY SCANNER. It scans.

SCANNER: Scanning. Object identified as... manus? Manus es malum prohibitum.

Man, Latin? It's almost like there is no hope for you to get through this DOOR at this time.

64 - Ride the MULE, feel the KICK
Maybe you can open the SECURITY DOOR with the sheer force of your STEELY SINEWS? You decide to drink a CAN OF MULE KICK and use the incredibly potent energy inside to enhance your door-kicking-down ability. Hmm. This soda is rated as moderately dangerous, eh? Well then. Let's Get Moderately Dangerous.

You pop open the CAN OF MULE KICK and take a SIP.
My gods... it's full of stars...!
You feel the KICK and pass out. You can not yet handle this level of WICKED AWESOME SAUCE BEVERAGE.

2 comments:

Matt said...

umm...HAVE a FREAKY HALLUCINATION/DREAM that reveals some BACKSTORY and also a PORTENT OF THINGS TO COME.

Joel said...

Yes...unintended exposition!!!