You opt to hold off on the HIGH FIVE, instead choosing to disclose the basics of OPERATION TROJAN MULE!
In summary: Using your MULE KICK DISGUISE, you'll drive a MULE KICK TRUCK into FORT FERRIS under pretense of restocking the FORT'S SODA MACHINES while the SOGGY NINJA and his UNIONJA ALLIES hide in the BACK. Once the TRUCK is safely inside, well, you can figure that out once you're inside.
SOGGY NINJA loves the plan. He hops on his RADIO and calls his team's "PROCURER" to grab a MULE KICK TRUCK.
Oh, man, you're so excited! Your DISGUISE fits into the plan sooooooo perfectly! Is it HIGH FIVE time? No... not yet.... You keep yourself busy by combining your HANGER and TOOTHBRUSH to make a BRUSHERHANG (a wire hanger boomerang with a toothbrush sticking out). It doesn't look very effective....
The SOGGY NINJA (whose name you keep meaning to ask) tells you the TRUCK should arrive within a TURN or two and asks if you have any questions about anything (at all) while you wait.
>Query NINJA on POLITICAL GEOGRAPHY