You decide to steer the topic towards something that's been bothering you for ages. Technically, for over 150 years (though you don't actually know that).
CAD: So, have you seen a Duck around here anywhere?
CD: A... what?
CAD: A Duck, white, like, has an orange beak? Red eye? Little smaller than Pad-Bro-Pad here?
CD: What are you talking about?
GW: Are you daft, son?
CAD: No, no, like, just listen. So, there's this Duck.
CD: . . . .
GW: . . . and?
CAD: And it, like, follows me around and stuff? Sometimes it steals things? Look, I think it's out to get me.
CD: . . . OK.
CAD: So, have you seen it? I mean, it might be trying to kill us all. Bite us. Like, to death. Dead dead.
CD: Ducks don't have teeth, wizard.
CAD: How do you know? Maybe it's just this Duck! It's been following me around forever, I think. I'm not sure, of course, 'cause whenever I look it disappears.
GW: You. Are. Daft.
CD: Is there a point to this? To be purr-fectly frank, I'm not seeing one.
CAD: It's a Duck!
GW: There is no duck. You're getting off track, stupid fool. Are we going to attack?
CD: Or talk some more? As long as you don't purr-sist with this dumb duck line of questioning, I'm still willing to chat.
>Ask a MUNDANE QUESTION