Sunday, July 10, 2011

346 - Interrogate NINJA


You move in for the INTERROGATION! (Finally!)

JET (BAD COP): OK, chump, you're going to give us answers, see?
BCF (GOOD COP): Well, I mean, if you want to....
JET: Even if you don't! Tell us--- WHERE IS JOHN CONNER???
NINJA: ...eh?
JET: Don't play dumb, you--- wait, I meant to ask WHO SENT YOU???
NINJA: I'll never tell!
BCF: Wait, we already know that one, ma'am. Invisible Shogun.
JET: What? Oh, right. Well then HOW MANY OF YOU WERE SENT???
NINJA: I'll never tell!
BCF: If you help us, I can help you out. I'm a medic and that wound looks pretty---
JET: Oh, not going to talk, eh? Well YES YOU ARE GOING TO TALK! Or there will be pain!
NINJA: There's already pain!
JET: There will be MORE pain if you don't talk!
BCF: Contrariwise, contrition could constitute considerable comfort.
NINJA: What? (assorted pain noises because of... well... he's been stabbed, remember?)
JET: WERE THERE ANY OTHER TARGETS???
NINJA: Yes!
JET: Now we're getting somewhere! WHO ARE THE OTHER TARGETS???
NINJA: I'll never tell!
JET: Why you little---
BCF: Um, if you help us out Ninja, well...

>Be amazed by COOKIE EFFICACY

3 comments:

Tom said...

ask if he stabbed himself to avoid DISHONOR

and, can he teach us that NINJA MIND TRICK?

also, ask if we can have his KATANA when he dies

(if he says no, resolve to take KATANA anyway)

Anonymous said...

Alright, I think I like Braxley. Can we keep him?

Chaud said...

Sweet lords cookies a ninjas only weakness