Monday, April 19, 2010

42-44 Say Name

42 - Claim to be PHILEMON RAPSKNUCKLE
(42) You make up a ridiculous-sounding name and say that you are "PHILEMON RAPSKNUCKLE." The MYOPIC CANDAEMON chuckles and says you look nothing like the PRESIDENT, and you quite obviously do not possess PHILEMON RAPSKNUCKLE's PRESIDENTIAL MUSCULATURE.

MC: Well, I'm still supposed to eat you after gutting you viciously. I might still do that.... Anyway, what is your name?

43 - Use DECEPTION on MC
(43) You place your hands on your hips and make a clever GUILE ATTACK against the MYOPIC CANDAEMON!

You: (GUILE ATTACK!) I'm the pasty-skinned CANDAEMON.
MC: (failure.) Hmm. That does not seem to be the case. With my GLASSES on, I can tell that you're a HUMAN. Besides, you totally just claimed you were the PRESIDENT. I... I just don't know if I'll ever be able to trust you again. To trust anyone... ever again.

Your DECEPTINOMICON shows that your GUILE is too low! Blast, that was a pretty clever attack, too! The MYOPIC CANDAEMON repeats his directive re: killing you and once again asks your name.

44 - Use VIOLENCE with GLASSES
(44) You don't have any weapons equipped! To BOTHER the MC or his GLASSES whilst unarmed would be pointless! Additionally, while checking your inventory for weapons, the WIZARD HAT that still appeared there disappears in a puff of long-delayed CONTINUITY.

>Examine GLASSES

5 comments:

Andrew said...

Keep the suggestions coming!

Chad said...

CHECK the CHANGE from the VENDING MACHINE for HOPE, COMBINE HOPE & CHANGE to form PRESIDENTIAL MUSCULATURE

Kyle said...

ask MC about CONTINUITY
Examine GLASSES
Equip WIZARD HAT

Matt said...

Compliment MC's TUSKS.

Matt said...

ASK where one might find such grand TUSKS as his.