Monday, April 11, 2011

306 - Professionally hide BODY in CABINET


With a very professional DEMEANOR, you manage to cram the unconscious/dead BUREAUCRAT into a FILING CABINET DRAWER*. In order to do so, you had to pull out its original contents, and you happened to knock off his WIG, but aside from that, it went very professionally. You check what you pulled out and--- oh. Oh my.

LIQUID COURAGE. Steady, BISON, steady. You... you haven't touched the stuff... not since the WAR. There's RUM here, as well as GROG, ALE and IMPORTED HOOCH. Oh. Oh my. It would be quite unprofessional to succumb to their SIREN SONG and imbibe any LIQUID COURAGE. No. You have your own COURAGE, don't you? You don't need the DRINK. You have DISCIPLINE! You have PROFESSIONALISM!

So, time to professionally ignore the ALCOHOL and investigate other things that have been piling up around the ROOM. Because you don't need the DRINK. No. No you don't. Not even a SIP.


*Note from the Author: Since the Bureaucrat is not currently viewed (being inside the filing cabinet), neither M. Bison nor I can currently tell whether he is living or dead. Due to some special (unspecified) circumstances, we may consider him to be both simultaneously. His cat, however, is quite dead, having been hit by a car sometime last week.

9 comments:

Nixa said...

INITIATE SINGING ALCOHOL SCENARIO

obes said...

Wear wig and monacle as a bureaucrat disguise in case anyone else comes back.

notice that the remote is missing!

obes said...

Also, i believe the bureaucrat to be dead, as he droped his loot. when he was merely unconscious, he retained his valuables.


His cat will be missed.

Anonymous said...

Set up the traffic cones outside so that nobody walks in and then have a war flashback.

Matt said...

POCKET the ALCOHOL for later SHENANIGANS.

DISGUISE SELF with MONOCLE and WIG.

SEARCH CABINETS for CLUES.

RoverDaddy said...

GRAB the RED-STARBURSTY OBJECT but resist the urge to CHEW it. IGNORE the DUCK, acquire ALCOHOL.

Chaud said...

DRINK! when you wake up stuff has happened

Anonymous said...

Decide not to drink on duty. Examine items and put on wig as a disgise.

Nixa said...

DUCK? What DUCK? YOU're seeing THINGS.