Monday, May 31, 2010

104 - Peer intently at SHADOWY FIGURE

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You peer intently at the SHADOWY FIGURE on the back of the SAND WORM. Oh. It's a VULTURE. And, boy, it is going to town on that CARCASS.

Oh, boy.

Just... just going to town on it.

RHYS: Hey, can I have that knife?
GWC: No. My GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVING KNIVES were forged specifically for me by HEPHAESTUS, the GOD OF THE FORGE.
RHYS: You mean the blacksmith in WESTERN TOWN?
GWC: What? No, the GOD OF THE FORGE, not some random blacksmith.
RHYS: So, the KNIFE...
GWC: No!
RHYS: Fine. . . . Man, look at that VULTURE. He's just going to town on that thing.
GWC: Better stay away from my knife, if he knows what's good for him.
RHYS: The SAND WORM is probably good for him. Chock full of VITAMINS and MINERALS.
GWC: You are a strange little man.

6 comments:

Joel said...

Ask about (peanut-based?) sandworm repellent.

Tobias said...

That vulture is hypnotic. Use peanut butter deus ex machina machine to get knife.

Captain Shar said...

Sneak up on SAND WORM and VULTURE slowly. Attempt to tie HANDKERCHIEF on VULTURE's head to pacify it. Tame VULTURE.

Mike said...

also harvest some vitamins and minerals from the sand worm carcass. need to stay healthy and strong.

Shar said...

While approaching dead SANDWORM, walk with an uneven step to avoid alerting live SANDWORMS of my presence.

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