Sunday, July 25, 2010

152 - Snag SWAG; Swig

You think up several names for your TEDDY HIPPO companion, but none of them really catch your FANCY, so you scarf down another SLICE'O'PIZ and continue on about the room to pick up goodies.

First, you grab the POTIONS (BLUE, RED, 2x GREEN) and HAIR GEL and cram them into a POCKET. Then the MAGIC MARKER and RUBIK'S CUBE (which briefly appears to be in two places at once, both on the TABLE and in your INVENTORY. Weird but true!)

You've eaten two SLICES now, and you're getting kind of thirsty. Despite the FOUNTAIN and its NIGH ENDLESS SUPPLY OF WATER, you opt to quaff the BLUE POTION instead. Good old blue. Nothing bad ever comes from blue. (Except, you quickly note, the DEEP ONES from below the BLUE who persistently stole inhabitants from your COUSIN'S small SEASIDE TOWN in MASSACHUSETTS, sometimes interbreeding to create HALF-MAN-HALF-DEEP-ONE MONSTROSITIES. Oh, your poor cousin. He's better off dead, far better than the fate that almost took him... a twisted life as one... of THEM. Of THEM. of THEM.) So you drink it.

+25 MANA!
>Tamper with RUBIK'S HYPERCUBE

4 comments:

Mike said...

Im seriously starting to doubt that's a mustache and think its really just crusted on cheese.

The hippo should be hip-hop-opatemus.

or Mr. Biggs.

Matt said...

EXAMINE both RUBIK'S CUBES for DEAD CATS.

Joel said...

Is this adventure happening on the subatomic level?

Nash said...

Tamper with RUBIK'S HYPERCUBE.