Monday, April 4, 2011

302 - Cue inter-dimensional TIME INTERFERENCE from ALAN and RHYS


Exiting your INTER-DIMENSIONAL TIME-TRAVELING POLICE BOX, you both survey the ROOM. A JET is here.

RHYS: Is this one dead, too?
ALAN: Negative. It appears that in this universe's timeline she has not yet died. She is merely comatose.
RHYS: Will she suit our needs?
ALAN: Possibly. But it would mean interfering in her native timeline. Do we need to take that risk?
RHYS: All of existence depends on---
ALAN: The device is reading a recent presence of the enemy.
RHYS: Then there's no time!

What do you do?

>Do STUFF

12 comments:

Nixa said...

STUN GUN that BUREAUCRAT!

Nixa said...

and the rifle is back o_O

Matt said...

DANCE.

Anonymous said...

Discuss MISSION OBJECTIVES.

Anonymous said...

Check PERSON AROUND CORNER.

Maridee said...

RECOVER FROM COMA.

Obes said...

destroy the "detailed map trap", grab the crying kid, and small remot controll, and hop back into the Time Altering Resonate Dimensional I-Ship(made by apple)

Obes said...

also grab Lt. M. Bison

obes said...

and also JET

Chaud said...

take map with you in box you may need its juicy details

Anonymous said...

EXAMINE the WINE BOTTLES but ignore them if they don't contain FINE DRY SHERRY made from authentic PAL-O-MINE-O grapes. Leave with the BUREAUCRAT'S SON (BENNIE) and the JET. You want to find out why he's crying in case it is relevant to your mission. You reserve the option to return to this time and dimension if necessary to restore JET to the timeline.

Anonymous said...

Huh, the Duck took the Doilies and left the Rifle?
Maybe they're "timey-wimey" fractal Doilies?

Wait, no! the MAP is Fractal!!
Everybody knows Fractals are Interdimentional!
So, reading it sent out a signal to Alans-Are-Us Central!

"Fascinating Fractal Map Company"
"Now with EXTRA Coma-Inducing Goodness!"
"Now 100 Percent Canada FREE!!"