You quickly and discreetly cast FAKE DOCS, creating an impressive SET OF CREDENTIALS which prove, indisputably, that you are the owner of your sweet bro PAD.
CAD: Yeah, I didn't kidnap Paddington Satchmo Hippo. These papers prove that I'm his rightful owner. Maybe you're the kidnappers, eh?
PHG: OK. But...
GHG: You realize that ownership of the Teddys is exactly what we're fighting against, right? And that we do plan on kidnapping them if needed to free them, right?
CAD: Of course I understa--- oh. OK. Give me a second here.
Nothing else interesting is happening here, so let's see how our friend the zombie UN-TED is doing.
He seems to be making friends.