Monday, May 10, 2010

87 - Kick down DOORS and rescue the ENGINEER

GUN in hand, only the DOOR stands between you and your first combat. You quickly think of a pun.

HEPH: Need a quick tutorial?
RHYS: No time! I need to introduce this criminal to my (heh) Revolver Door Policy!
HEPH: What?
RHYS: It, well, it was a pun off of revolving door policy. Didn't quite work, did it?
HEPH: . . .
RHYS: Yeah. That pun was lamer than Haephestu-oooh.
HEPH: . . .
RHYS: Yeah, I'm just gonna go.

You kick down the DOOR!

 PUGILISM ENSUES!

YOU get the drop on BANDIT! YOU attack with VERDI-GRIZZLY! You HIT! BANDIT takes 6 damage! He seems perturbed!

BANDIT attacks with his PISTOL! He MISSES!

YOU attack with VERDI-GRIZZLY! You HIT! BANDIT takes 4 damage! He seems displeased!

BANDIT uses EXPLOSIVE EXPLETIVE! The sick bomb HITS! You take 7 damage (33/45)!

YOU attack with VERDI-GRIZZLY! You HIT! BANDIT takes 5 damage! He seems dead!

YOU EMERGE VICTORY THE BATTLE!
You got: 10 EXPERIENCE!
You got: 22 VARIOUS MONIES!
You got: ACHIEVEMENT (MAMA, JUST KILLED A MAN)

The ENGINEER stares at you blankly.

>Chat up ENGINEER

3 comments:

Heebz said...

Look a the ENGINEER. "Umm...you're welcome! Y'all right?"

Chad said...

Ask "That wasn't consensual, right?"

Joel said...

Bad law-enforcement pun!