Wednesday, July 7, 2010

141 - Sneak to HUB

You unplug SCUZZY and he heads back into his WICKED AWESOME POCKET. You sneak out of the CONTROL ROOM and into the UNDERWATER TUNNEL, following it back to the CENTRAL HUB. (Your inevitable doom is kept at bay.)

According to the TIMESTAMP on the CAMERA FOOTAGE that you've been viewing, the fight in this room took place some thirty minutes ago. Since then, it appears several things have changed. ELLIOT, his BADGER, and the ILLUSTRIOUS LIEUTENANT M. BISON THE FIRST have long since departed, either separately or jointly, taking the DEAD ELLIOT along with them. The dead CANDAEMONS have dissolved into BLOODY ASH.... you didn't know they would do that. Any surviving CANDAEMONS or CANDIMPS have fled, save the COVER-ALL CANDIMP, who stands at the entrance opposite you, the one from whence you originally emerged. He seems to be watching the room fairly sharply, and while your STEALTH LEVEL INDICATOR GEM is claiming your current location to be fairly safe, any progress into the room will be wrought with PERIL.

Other items of note still in the room, the ASH, some VARIOUS MONIES (on the STAIRS), the TRAFFIC-CONE-WITH-A-STOP-SIGN-IN-IT, and the PORTABLE GREEN RADIOPHONE.

M. BISON appeared to be heading for the LADDER when the CAMERA FEED cut out, but how can you get over there?

>Use SWEAR JAR

8 comments:

Kyle said...

Use SWEAR JAR to gain enough power to ACCURATELY THROW NINJA STARS at the COVER-ALL CANDIMP.

Chad said...

PONDER the VANISHING TORCHES.

LOB SWEAR JAR at COVER-ALL CANDIMP. DASH to LADDER.

Andrew said...

Oh, the torches! Crap!

Hmm... yes... 'tis a mystery... what happened to them....

'Tis indeed.

Tobias said...

Copy/paste art fail!

obes said...

Examine swear jar and realize that its only 2/3 full. Curse at your bad luck.

Add recently created SWEAR WORD to SWEAR JAR and recoyce at the fullness.

Use your EMOTIONAL EXPLOSION ATTACK against the remaining CANDIMP.

Then go to the ladder in chase of ELLIOT and M. BISON.

Shar said...

Toss SCREWS one at a time in an arc past the COVER-ALL CANDIMP so he is TEMPTED to display his SHARP-SHOOTING skills and shoot them instead of YOU.

Rush over to the LADDER and begin climbing.

Mike said...

mourn the loss of the beloved Torches. how you miss them.

Chad said...

OR...

Grab the GO sign, climb BACK to the vent in the HUB (the LONG WAY). Raise the GO sign up through the VENT so the CANDIMP GO('s) AWAY.