Monday, September 20, 2010

186 - Open NEXT


All right. Let's crack this next CABINET open. Hmm.

What's the situation? Two BOTTLES and a crap-load of CUTLERY

Four more KNIVES, a BUTCH'R, a RED POTION, and an EMPTY BOTTLE. There's a label on the empty one, reading "SANDWICH POISON."

Where did whatever was inside there go?

Oh. Ah.


8 comments:

Mike R said...

well crap, i hope the queen didn't eat it! If she did... I guess well rescue the king?

Jaimie said...

Look for the full bottle of Sandwich Poison Antidote!

CageyJay said...

Check label on SANDWICH POISON to see if it should be regurgitated or just diluted with a lot of force-fed water. (Just in case the QUEEN hasn't been through a poison-tolerance regimen.)

Take Knives.
Shove KNIFE (1) into MICROWAVE.
Hit "Popcorn" button on MICROWAVE to distract MP from RS' distress.
...oh, wait. That's science, isn't it?

Take EMPTY BOTTLE. Never know when something like that will come in handy.

obe said...

the queen takes the opportunity to cheat while everyone is distracted

CageyJay said...

True, Obe. If she doesn't have a ladder running, she might try to turn the Hex into Mind Ninja-- thereby voiding the game since ninjas don't solve puzzles and any puzzle game that IS a ninja must be a paradoxical conundrum. She wins by default, rescuing herself, freeing her to discuss with Cad the consequences of his whale-tossing, zombie-making actions.

Poor Cad.

Anonymous said...

Well of course the queen didn't eat the sandwich and will now use the distraction to her advantage. Who do you think added the poison in the first place!

Anonymous said...

Well of course the queen didn't eat the sandwich and will now use the distraction to her advantage. Who do you think added the poison in the first place!

Chad said...

Also, take that sweet cleaver. It looks like it can have 3 materia slotted into it.