Your head is hurting you pretty bad. There's been a dull aching at the back of your mind since you woke up up the BUREAUCRAT'S OFFICE, but now it's starting to make it hard to think. Noticing that you don't have any VARIOUS MONIES*, you ask CREWMAN #18 if you can bum some VARIOUS MONIES to buy a COFFEE. He actually seems to care for your WELL-BEING and hands you his own COFFEE, saying that you obviously need it more than he does.You take a couple of deep swigs of the DRINK and look around.
It's a NINJA! IN DISGUISE!!!
And this COFFEE is FANTASTIC!!!
>Yell "look out," fling RANDOM INVENTORY and dive (in SLOW MOTION) to save MR TWINKLY BEARD from OBVIOUS NINJA IN OBVIOUS DISGUISE