The NINJA ninja-swipes a COOKIE and ninja-noms into it.
NINJA: Sweet lords, cookies! A ninja's only weakness!
The NINJA finishes the COOKIE in record time.
NINJA: You... you win. I'll tell you everything I know.
You are amazed by the EFFICACY of the COOKIE OFFER TECHNIQUE. This is an information gathering tactic that you were unfamiliar with.*
*On an unrelated NOTE, if the NINJA kicks the NINJA BUCKET, you're totally swiping that KATANA.