Monday, July 11, 2011

347 - Be amazed by COOKIE EFFICACY

The NINJA ninja-swipes a COOKIE and ninja-noms into it.

NINJA: Sweet lords, cookies! A ninja's only weakness!

The NINJA finishes the COOKIE in record time.

NINJA: You... you win. I'll tell you everything I know.

You are amazed by the EFFICACY of the COOKIE OFFER TECHNIQUE. This is an information gathering tactic that you were unfamiliar with.*

*On an unrelated NOTE, if the NINJA kicks the NINJA BUCKET, you're totally swiping that KATANA.


Anonymous said...

Listen to NINJA'S STORY. Also, request a COOKIE from BRAXLEY. WHO doesn't love COOKIES?

Anonymous said...

Make plans to stop back at the pier for a beverage to go with the cookies and get a proper introduction to Captain McBeard.