Tuesday, November 16, 2010

223 - Look through WINDOW

You look through the WINDOW into the GIFT SHOP. It doesn't look like it's been entirely set up yet; a few CORRUGATED CARDBOARD BOXES remain on the CARPET. Next to the WINDOW are two VENDING MACHINES: one for your all too familiar MULE KICK, the other for a drink called THE PURPLE. Never heard of that one. On the WALL are various T-SHIRTS, while the SHELVES above hold various TOURIST CRAP. Left to right, top shelf then bottom shelf:
  • Imp Head Bust (Collectible?)
  • Postcards
  • Toothbrushes (Red, Orange, Green, Blue)
  • Mugs
  • Action Figures (Confederbots?)
That looks like about it in the GIFT SHOP, at least for this end of the room. You can't see any further right now. Man. This whole looking through WINDOWS thing is exhausting!


Andrew said...

I just realized that there is really no way to interact with any of this stuff right now. And before you ask, the WINDOWS and DOOR are unbreakable, amazingly.

CageyJay said...

*Nods.* Unbreakable is important when one deals with robots, which are notorious for running rampant with programming bugs. As are embedded hinges, sunk nails, and perpendicularly-reinforced seams.

I wonder where The Purple stands in relation to the Big Three For All. And also what that key unlocks. Or locks.

Tobias said...

Back in my day, Haunted Houses were built to last, with reinforced concrete over steel plating, buried deep underground in specially constructed fallout shelters! If those commie Ruskies wanted our gift shop merchandise then by golly, they'd pay for each keychain in blood!