Monday, March 21, 2011

293 - Answer


JET: Look, I... I'm looking for answers. I guess I'd settle for a job working for you.
CSC: Understood. I can probably help you with the former, and definitely help with the latter.
JET: You have a job for me?
CSC: Of course. An adventurer like yourself can be quite a useful asset.
JET: What do you need?
CSC: Not what I need, really, but what I want is for you to help the other two candidates for Pirate Lord lose the election. I need you to embarrass or incapacitate "Ironbeard" McBeard and Manbreath Threeplank. No murder, no permanent harm, though. They're both quite useful to our nation in their own way.
JET: And in return you'll give me answers?
CSC: If I win the election, you'll have the full power of the Pirate South behind you, as well as my personal connections. Fair deal?
JET: ...and you really don't mind that we knocked out one of your men?
CSC: Not really. Look, I'm in a hurry, Jill, battles to be fought, ninjas to kill, et cetera. Do we have a deal?

>Knock out CAPTAIN STEELWOOD. Take his WIG. Assume his IDENTITY. Accept the henchmen's SURPRISINGLY FICKLE LOYALTIES.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Accept DEAL, begin SABOTAGE.

Matt said...

KNOCK OUT the CAPTAIN. TAKE his WIG. ASSUME his IDENTITY. ACCEPT the henchmen's SURPRISINGLY FICKLE LOYALTIES.

Nixa said...

TAKE DEAL, (but later SABOTAGE all three and help Rhys ERADICATE the pirates with the Ninja's).

FlintGrey said...

Take the deal, but lie in wait for the most opportune moment to take power, the way a true pirate would.

Anonymous said...

Jill always fails at deception, so politely decline his generous offer.
Explore the rest of the town.

Anonymous said...

CRAFT a COCANUT BRA out of the HOSE and COCONUT SHELL.
Begin operation MATAHARI and use FEMENINE WILES to INFILTRATE and SABAOTAGE the pirate cantidates' CAMPAIGNS.