You scoop up the NINJA STAR and put it into a pocket with your SHADES, COCONUT HALVES, and two BULLETS. This... may constitute an abuse of the INVENTORY SYSTEM. Maybe....
YOU GOT: ONE (1) THROWING STAR
You then head over and check with the DOCTOR.
JET: Oh. Oh my, what... happened? Is it the pox? Lupis? It's lupis, isn't it?
DOCTOR: No, he's dead. Quite... dead.
JET: How could this have happened?
RED CORSAIR: Um, yeah, it was your Bison. Like, half an hour ago?
JET: Oh, what? Um... what?
RED: Do you seriously not remember? Because you and I were both right here when it happened.
JET: Oh, right, that. I guess I'm just a little hungover or... something... convincing.
DOC: Oh, do you need a hangover cure?
JET: . . . . Yes?
DOC: Here, take two of these with some water. Should clear you right up.
JET: That seems... much easier than usual. And--- and red pirate guy, you're not mad I killed your friend?
RED: Nope, not in the least.
JET: Hmm. OK.
YOU GOT: ONE (1) FULL PROOF HANG-OVER CURE
And since you looted the NOW-DEAD PIRATE earlier this evening, well, it looks like you're done with him. No consequences, no madcap antics, no nothin'.
It seems... too good to be true.