What the heck? Glancing around, it looks like the MAP is accurate, but what are all these scribbled COMMENTS? Did COLONEL FERRIS just hand out copies of his own marked-up MAP? Geez. It looks like he wants his FORT to be a family-friendly AMUSEMENT PARK celebrating robotic rebellion against the UNION STATES. Dang. That's pretty crazy.
OK, so there are
five four VENDING MACHINES. One is in the MESS HALL, one is in the OFFICER'S QUARTERS, one is in the... HAUNTED HOUSE, and one is in "MY CONSERVATOIRE." The deranged man's ultra top-secret war room could be anywhere, but seriously, it's probably in that CONSERVATORY, the "ANGER DOME."
Man, he sucks at MS PAINT. And spelling.
SERGEANT NJÖRÐR pipes up in your ear piece. "Where to, Marshall?"
>Head to the HAUNTED HOUSE