Monday, June 21, 2010

130 - Go WEST (Again)

Moving your SCREWS to the same pocket as your SCREWDRIVER (which, in retrospect, makes more sense than keeping them separate), you free up a small MOUSE APARTMENT for your new friend, the SMALL MOUSE. You do not think about throwing him into the FAN for more than a few seconds, even though the constant video gaming of your youth has desensitized you to violence over the years. He quickly darts into his hole for a MINIATURE CHAIR and TELEVISION, installing them in his new home. Following this, you equip your SWEAR JAR as a LANTERN and head WEST. Come to think of it, WEST is the only direction you've moved so far. It's like you have a weird fixation on it.

After a bit, the DUCT begins to slope sharply downward. Up ahead you see a LIGHT....
Oh. An ELECTRIFIED POOL. Of course.

You are in a small DUCTWORK ROOM. Not much here, really. Just an ELECTRIFIED POOL and a strange HOOK THING coming down from the DARKNESS above. This is ridiculous. Simply ridiculous. Who builds an ELECTRIFIED POOL into their UNDERWATER COMPLEX? In to the METAL DUCTWORK, even! Gah. Why isn't the floor electrified? This makes no sense. This is using... oh. Video game logic. Of course! This obstacle is a variation on some old school stuff. It'll just take a moment to pass it....

>Use HOSE LASSO with PLOT HOOK

6 comments:

Mike said...

attatch ninja star to end of hose to make awsome grapling hook hose thing. swing across pool. head West young {wo}MAN

Chad said...

I'm going to go with - tie a loop in the end of the HOSE, and LASSO the hook.

Obes said...

Run along the wall PRINCE OF PERSIA style. You may need a running start. Video game logic dictates at least 3 steps.

Then dream of JAKE GYLLENHAAL.

Mike said...

bah way to simple!

Tobias said...

You can't just run along the wall! There's an obvious PLOT HOOK hanging down!

Joel said...

REALIZE that your constant youthful video gaming has also desensitized to puzzles with weird logic and simple solutions.