Wednesday, May 19, 2010

93 - Random Encounter (Feral Teddy Boars 1)

After traveling through the desert for longer than expected, you see a COVERED WAGON in the distance and make for it. Might as well, since your knowledge of where FORT FERRIS is could be considered sketchy at best ("that way").


When you reach the COVERED WAGON, you realize that you've just stumbled upon three large FERAL TEDDY BOARS, which are indigenous to this region after some misguided toy-making/toy-breeding accident many years ago. They are congregating around an OPEN BOX, which you can only assume holds SOMETHING important. The BOARS do not seem to have noticed you yet, and you plan on keeping it that way. In front of the WAGON is a bleached SKELETON. You assume it was the late owner of the WAGON before some tragic accident. Hoping to avoid the BOARS and get your BEARINGS, you hop into the back of the WAGON and look around.


It looks as though PREVIOUS SCAVENGERS have picked over the WAGON'S CONTENTS pretty thoroughly. All that's left in here is a FIREWORK, a JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER, and a RED RUBBER STOPPER. The FERAL TEDDY BOARS are still snuffling around the BOX outside, and it doesn't sound like they have any intention of leaving soon.

>Do SEVERAL THINGS

4 comments:

Tobias said...

Combine Firework with Jar of Peanut Butter to make Peanut Butter Bomb.

Chad said...

SHOOT FIREWORK at TEDDY BOARS

Mike said...

take the precious stopper and save it for a critial moment.

Kyle said...

THROW Teddy Boar (With Tusks) at Teddy Boar A.

If that is impossible, THROW Scrabble Tile "N" at Teddy Boar A.