Tuesday, October 19, 2010

203 - Look through HOLE into COCKPIT

You put your EYE close to the HOLE in the FORE DOOR, but not too close; you don't want to get to know those gooey bits of SKEETER that cover the surface.

It's a COCKPIT with only one OCCUPANT....

And there's a HOLE in the back of his CHAIR....

And if you looked at him from the front....

Yeah, there's a HOLE in the PILOT'S CHEST.

Sigh.

Wanna take bets on how long til the HELICOPTER goes down?

>JUMP!

6 comments:

obes said...

I bet 4 rounds

Put parachute on your back and strap the hicking pack to your front. Open the door to the out side just as Peirce walks in, have an eye to eye moment, and then jump from the helicopter.

{prepare for the scene from Point Break}

obes said...

I bet 4 rounds

Put parachute on your back and strap the hicking pack to your front. Open the door to the out side just as Peirce walks in, have an eye to eye moment, and then jump from the helicopter.

{prepare for the scene from Point Break}

Mike R said...

I agree with this course of action!

CageyJay said...

Holy mackeral! What was loaded into that GUN?!? Armor-pier-- ...oh. Duh. Armor-Piercing rounds. (<--Typed realtime to my thought patterns.) Great. Even if it DID have a layer of kevlar in with the rip-stop, the parachute could not have protected RHYS from PIERCE.

Given the number of blinkenlights, this HELICOPTER probably has 3-axis autopilot. With a single pilot, it's probably a Bell, which means it definitely has 3-axis autopilot. Would RHYS be able to find the necessary button after somehow getting the door open with a coat hanger and a mug of goo? In 3-4 turns?

Obes called this one. Give up on PREVIOUS INVENTORY. Parachute from defective MKC HELICOPTER. Pray PARACHUTE is not SPORT-CHUTE, PARACHUTE is packed properly, HELICOPTER is not close to GROUND.

Anonymous said...

Is there a way to further sabotage the helicopter before jumping out to ensure that Pierce does not follow...or survive. I mean I know we took that not killing vow, but he's stone cold, I bet we save more lives by ending his.

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