You are immediately drawn to the PYRAMIDAL PILE OF PLUMP, PERFECT PICKLES. Unfortunately, your path is somewhat blocked by the PUGILISTIC POSSE OF PIRATE PERSONS currently engaged in diplomacy with a group of SHADOWY FORMS across the RIVER. While you can't be entirely sure, it's a pretty safe bet that those are the NINJA of the INVISIBLE SHOGUN who killed the former PIRATE LORD, SILVER JIM PEGBEARD. It appears that STEELWOOD CORSAIR is leading the defense at this position.
Well, might as well pump the PUBLIC INFORMATION PIRATE on duty for information. He appears to be quite young, and the ACNE scarring and BOYISH EXPRESSION support that theory. Also, the frighteningly high pitch of his VOICE.
PUBLIC INFORMATION PIRATE (PIP): Hi! Welcome to the public info desk! We arr always happy to help you with any and all questions! About anything!
JET: Thanks! Question the first: how do I get on the roof of the produce market without climbing straight up the outside wall?
PIP: What? Um.... I don't think... um....
(You duck as a NINJA STAR flies past and embeds itself in a nearby WALL.)
JET: You said any and all questions!
PIP: Um. Arr! I did say that! But I don't actually know. Really! No one's asked that before!
JET: That's disappointing. Thanks anyway!
PIP: Um, it's arr pleasure!