Thursday, September 16, 2010

185 - Listen to BARBERSHOP KITCHENWARE


The BARBERSHOP QUARTET of PLATE, KNIFE, FORK and SPOON begin to sing.

Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
        Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooo
            Hellooooooooooooooooooooo
                                      Hello!

PLATE: Hello, folks! Or just you, Wizard! We're the Kitchen Cabinet Harmony Boys and boy oh boy, have we got a song for you!


Welcome to the jungle where we have fun (and games!)
We got everything you want (that you want!)
Honey we know the names (all the names!)
We are the people that can find (oh we can find!)
Whatever you may need (is it ketchup?)
If you got the money honey (we also have ho-o-oney!)
Then we got your diseeeeeeeeeeeeeease
    Then we got your diseeeeeeeeeease
        Then we got your diseeeeeease
            Then we have yo'r disease

Welcome to the jungle where we take it day (by day!)
If you want it you're gonna bleed (blood, blood, blood)
But it's the price you pay (you pay!)
And you're a very sexy girl (quite so!)
That's very hard to please (oh jeez!)
You can taste the bright lights
But you won't get them for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
                       Won't get them for free!
In the jungle, that jun-un-gle, the lion
             the mighty jungle,          what's he do?
He feeeeeeeeeeeels
   feeeeeeeeeeeels
   feeeeeeeeeeeels
   fee-ee-eeeeeels
My serpentine (his serpentine!)
I want, want, want (he wants, wants, wants!)
To hear you screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem scream
    To hear you screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem scream
         To hear you screeeeeeeeeeeem scream
                     I wanna hear you scream

You may wonder how we four can sing! (Can sing!)
Or what other sites this shelf may bring! (May bring!)
But if you're concerned, be wise and forwarned,
Nothing can save you frooooooooooooom
    nothing can save you frooooooooom
        nothing can save you frooooom
            nothing can save you from
                                      Death!
                                            (You're gonna die!)


3 comments:

Mike R said...

um, on second thought, any singing dishware gets smashed to little bits on sight.

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