the cake is a lie!
OPEN the BOX! then WRITE "the cake is a lie" for the next Alan.
Throw the box at my head through the portal. Alternatively, examine ceiling and 4th wall. Hug box. Check inventory. Express concern at the situation in an uncharacteristic way.
Hit the 'clear' button on the portal gun and see what was written under the portals. Intrusively examine the box with fingertips.
I think it's a Jack-in-the box disguised to look like a Companion Cube...CUE-"Pop Goes The Weasel"BOX-*boiiinnggg* EVIL CLOWN- HA HA HA HAA Hooowdy doooo!
Hug COMPANION CUBE. Never let the CUBE go. It's your friend, and no one should make this mistake twice.
APRIL FOOL'S!Oh, wait, it's april 2nd now?
RECORD in SCIENTIFIC JOURNAL "Huge success!"
Use PORTAL GUN to become PIRATE QUEEN
By careful comparison of mismatched vanishing lines, identify that the companion cube is actually a hypercube resting in a different spacial plane than the purple room. Hug the cube, kick off from the floor, and fly away into a different universe!
STICK HEAD into next room. Is it this room?Examine INSIDE EDGE of PORTAL. Rewire COSMIC PORTAL EDGE ENERGY into NEW, SHINY TIME DEVICE.Use the device to TELEPORT COMPANION CUBE into an INCINERATOR.If a door doesn't open after this, CRY.
Oh man, Alan doesn't have arms! This must be the past, before the latest art upgrade!
Aw, poor Alan! From mirrors and monsters to purple and portals.Don't listen to the companion cube if it says anything.
(April Fools, et cetera!)
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