You enter the PORT AUTHORITY BUILDING to see a conversation already in progress.
BUREAUCRAT: But what do you need that bucket of glue for?
CAPTAIN MANBREATH THREEPLANK: No need to worry yourself with that, my good man! It may or may not have something to do with getting the menu from the restaurant so that I can pop the balloons and get the wood stain.
BUREAUCRAT: Why don't you just ask someone for wood stain?
MANBREATH: Wha---just---just ask? You've never dealt with an adventurer before, have you?
BUREAUCRAT: Please leave, Captain. You're quite annoying.
MANBREATH: Oh, I'm sorry! I'll be on my way, then. Goodbye, sir. Please tell goodbye to your little dancing monkey there, too.
BUREAUCRAT: This is my son!
MANBREATH: Oh. Well that's good. I'm fresh out of bananas.