Wednesday, April 6, 2011

304 - Adventure!


We now rejoin our story, already in progress...


A veteran of many BISON VS. NON-BISON CONFLICTS (as well as the GREAT BISON CIVIL WAR), you quickly fall back onto your EXTENSIVE SPECIAL OPERATIONS TRAINING.

First things first: Lacking your COMMANDING OFFICER, you create a REASONABLE FACSIMILE by commandeering part of your BRIEFING PRESENTATION from earlier. You quickly suppress your UNPROFESSIONAL FEELINGS towards your MASTER. They are quite unbecoming of a future general of the BISON ARMY!

You slip the COMMANDING PICTURE into your INVENTORY and look what else you have stashed in there. It is remarkably comforting.


Currently in your possession, you have your trusty BISON ARMY SPECIAL FORCES MANUAL, two PROSTHETIC FISTS, a PIRATE EYE (from an unlucky PIRATE you KO'd earlier), a DOILY you swiped from on top of the FILING CABINETS, a RUBBER STOPPER (RED) and, of course, your beloved PICTURE of your beloved MASTER.

Raising one of your FISTS into the AIR, you shake it with nigh-reckless abandon. Whoever kidnapped your MASTER while you were unprofessionally unconcious will rue--- RUE the DAY they perpetrated such a heinous--- HEINOUS ACT!

Better get started on tracking them down with your BISON TRACKING SKILLS which, thankfully, also function for tracking down NON-BISON.

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Track MISTRESS JET (the real one not the a REASONABLE FACSIMILE) by using the investigative techniques in your FIELD MANUAL.

Anonymous said...

How good are we at tracking?
Follow the most recent DUST DISTURBANCES in the floor. Identify master's shoe pattern, easily recognizable from so much time with her, and the heavy, clear tracks she left in the beach sand. See where she went and who was with her.

obes said...

Use ol'factory sents to track her to her last location, which would be the time box, and slip through the time vortex created there.

Anonymous said...

Use heightened BISON HEARING and PERIPHERAL VISION to become aware of what's going on around outside and in nearby buildings. Is there danger nearby? Can we sense JET?

Matt said...

BISON SENSES TINGLING!

Tom said...

Disregard RED VELVET ROPE. Read LABELS on the FORBIDDEN CABINET.

RoverDaddy said...

EQUIP PROSTHETIC FISTS and PIRATE EYE, and SCAN the room for NON-OBVIOUS CLUES.