You introduce yourself as JILL ELYSIA THUNDERSON, or JET for short. This has always been your name. You briefly consider naming the TEDDY BISON in honor of your friend CAD, but you opt to name him LIEUTENANT M. BISON instead. One does not simply begin their career as a GENERAL, after all. The good lieutenant admires your choice and falls hopelessly in love with you.
YOU GOT: A NAME!
YOU GOT: THE TEDDY BISON'S NAME!
YOU GOT: M. BISON'S UNDYING AFFECTION!
That was easy. Now, what should you and your friend do next in your slowly flooding chamber?
>Get to the BUTTON