Wednesday, March 22, 2017
But... the SCHOLAR doesn't know a thing about the EXHIBITS in this ROOM!
They'll all think he's some kind of FRAUDULENT FRAUD frauding up some FRAUDS! Fakely!
Of course, there's always the SPECIAL TECHNIQUE that all ACADEMICS learn from their INSTRUCTORS. It's dangerous. It could potentially kill everyone in the ROOM. But when you need to sound smart at a moment's notice about a subject you're only half-familiar with, sometimes you need to put your BRAIN on automatic and just let the MOUTH do what it does.
The SCHOLAR puts down the PAN FLUTE.
The SCHOLAR dons his BUCKLED HAT.
It's go time.
It's super effective! Never before have so many words been used to say so little.
Monday, March 20, 2017
The DONATION BOX would most likely have EASY CASH. Robbing it would probably be morally reprehensible. "Probably" in this case meaning "definitely." Alternatively, the CAPTAIN and SCHOLAR could get a JOB, if only they could find one.
The TOURISTS approach the adventurous DUO. Oh, for fun! They explain that they are TOURISTS, don'tcha know, and it would be just great if they could find some TOUR GUIDES to come with. They may even pay enough for the SCHOLAR to get some POP. You betcha!
(The CAPTAIN compliments the TOURIST'S MUSTACHE. In return, the TOURIST complements the CAPTAIN'S CLAY AND AMETHYST SKULL'S MUSTACHE.)
Friday, March 17, 2017
In order to hold on to the new TREASURE, the CAPTAIN is forced to combine ITEMS within the INVENTORY.
Wednesday, March 15, 2017
You are in a LOBBY.
According to the SIGN, this appears to be some kind of MUSEUM. Two DISPLAYS are visible, currently being examined by a pair of TOURISTS. Some kind of ANCIENT SODA DISPENSING DEVICE is plugged in near the door, with a CLAY AND AMETHYST SKULL sitting on top of it. You can also see DECORATIVE POTTED FLORA and a MUSEUM DONATION BOX.
Exits are WEST, NORTH, and EAST.
What do you do?
Monday, March 13, 2017
The WRITER pauses the WEBCOMIC and comes in to talk to the CHARACTERS. It seems there's a PROBLEM. In the POLL to see who would "Go EAST," there was a three-way tie between the MERCENARY, the SCHOLAR, and the CAPTAIN. The WRITER decides to take matters into his own HANDS and resolve it in the BEST POSSIBLE WAY.
/Andrew rolls 3d6
The results: Scholar 6, Captain 4, Mercenary 1.
The SCHOLAR and the CAPTAIN would proceed to the EAST in the next EPISODE. Great, good job everyone. The MERCENARY and the PRISONER would stay behind and--Wait, where's the PRISONER?
>Finally, go EAST