Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Experiencing technical difficulties...

Wicked Awesome Adventure is going to have a somewhat sporadic update schedule for a bit, as I have a somewhat sporadic schedule for a bit myself.

Once things settle down, updates will be regular again. For now, we'll see how it goes.



Monday, October 16, 2017

445 - Console and defoliate POTTUS NEPENTHES

You identify that, despite the ODDS, there is a specimen of POTTUS NEPENTHES in the LIBRARY with you! You approach the PLANT with full KNOWLEDGE that your survival and the survival of one or more of your PEERS requires you to amputate some portion of this LIVING FLORA for your ANTIDOTE.

You attempt to console the POTTUS NEPENTHES. You inform it that the BLOOD of PATRIOTS must be refreshed from time to time at the liberty of TREES.

With a single TEAR rolling down your (otherwise somewhat dry) FACE, you begin THE GREAT PRUNING to secure the INGREDIENT that you need.


Friday, September 29, 2017

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

444 - Read harder!

Speed reading intensifies!

Apparently, playing a certain TUNE on a PAN FLUTE can bring back those afflicted with CLAY GOLEM ZOMBIE THING to their senses. While the BOOK does not say what the TUNE is, you feel confident that you can rule out that smash hit, "POPCORN."

Additionally, either a poultice, unguent, cerate, or emollient made from a specific plant, Pottus nepenthes, can temporarily stall the progress of conversion into one of those... THINGS, possibly giving time to find a final CURE. But where could you possibly find such a SPECIMEN as this?

Is all HOPE lost? All of it? Even that little bit you were saving for later?


Monday, September 25, 2017

443 - Read BOOKS

You try to pawn off some of the reading onto the wounded MARK and the grieving TOURIST (FEMALE). Neither seems very interesting in reading on account of being wounded and grieving, respectively. You still leave the BOOK OF PUNs with MARK, just sort of propping it on his FACE. Maybe it can cheer him up?

Still you have all of the rest of the BOOKS to go through. This calls for some serious speed reading, since reading all of them is very likely impossible. You have to try!