Thursday, June 3, 2010

107 - Get and Drink BEVERAGE

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First things first. You hastily sketch out an ILLUSTRATION on your BORROWED PEANUT INFOGRAPH, describing what happened last time you partook of a MULE KICK product. You ask if that's normal and, if so, which kind was it? LARS responds by stating--- well, here's LARS.

LARS: I'd say that was some MULE KICK HALLUCINOGENIC VISION POTION that you had.
RHYS: But it was in a normal MULE KICK CLASSIC CAN!
LARS: Well, I guess a... ReTCON is in order, then.
RHYS: A what?
LARS: A ReTCON. For us it stands for "REcall The Contaminated Orders, Nerd." Obviously, the ROKKITEERS tampered with our products in the hope of damaging (or killing off) our MARKET SHARE. They must have put the very dangerous POTION in a CLASSIC CAN. We'll go... fix that... momentarily.
RHYS: I accept that ReTCON without a second thought. A'ight, pass me a MULE KICK HALLUCINOGENIC VISION POTION.
LARS: Really? After what happened last time?
RHYS: Why do you think I want it? Pass it!
YOU GOT: MULE KICK HALLUCINOGENIC VISION POTION
YOU USE: MULE KICK HALLUCINOGENIC VISION POTION
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GWC: I've said it before and I'll say it again. He is a strange little man.

7 comments:

Andrew said...

Man, I sure wonder what Rhys is gonna have visions of.

Mike said...

Teddyelephantmechadinosoaurs

Andrew said...

. . .

Jaimie said...

His long lost future girl friend! (who will conveniantly show up later, even though he hasn't yet met her!)

Tobias said...

Long lost female teddyelephantmechadinosaur future girlfriend ninja.

Captain Shar said...

What his WICKED AWESOME SUIT and HANDKERCHIEF do on their days off.

Obes said...

the MULE KICK HALLUCINOGENIC VISION POTION gives him SIGHT BEYOND SIGHT, and he sees the true nature of TEDDY, the TIME TRAVELING PLOT, and a HAM SANDWICH, right before he forgets it all due to the unpredictable side effects of the MULE KICK HALLUCINOGENIC VISION POTION.