Saturday, July 24, 2010

151 - Wake the TEDDY HIPPO, give HORN

You head up onto the BED and examine the TEDDY HIPPO. It is a magnificent creature, strong, deadly, majestic. You gently shake it. The SLEEPER awakens! The TEDDY HIPPO rolls over and sits up, studying you warily. You offer it a SLICE of DELICIOUSNESS and it quickly eats it. The TEDDY HIPPO likes you! You now have a PET TEDDY HIPPO!

As a treat, you give your MAJESTIC STUFFED BEAST the VEVUZELA, that it might make beautiful music, as befits such a noble creature. It is now a TEDDY HIPPO (WITH HORN).
The TEDDY HIPPO hops heavily down from the BED and begins to play its--- BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! BZZZZZZZZZ!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Begins to play itsBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Its VEVUZELA!

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! Argh!

What isBZZZZZZZZZ! What is it's naBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! What is this noble freaking creature's name?

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

>Snag SWAG; Swig

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