You are now trapped in a MIRROR UNIVERSE. Not a universe like in STAR TREK (THE ORIGINAL SERIES) EPISODE 33 ("MIRROR, MIRROR," written by JEROME BIXBY) where KIRK (along with SCOTTY, UHURA, and BONES) switch places with their PARALLEL UNIVERSE COUNTERPARTS (who are evil). You are sure that this has not happened because neither you nor RHYS have GOATEES, and RHYS' MULE KICK UNIFORM does not feature an AGONIZER. No, this MIRROR UNIVERSE is just an infinite plane made of MIRROR with no sign of the DOORWAY you entered through. Fascinating.
It appears you are trapped inside the MIRRORS.
Still, your TROUSER RADAR is going off, pointing... um... EAST? Let's call it EAST.
Since there really aren't that many options, you follow the RADAR. In the distance, you see a small RED FIGURE, which grows larger as you approach. RHYS trundles along blindly behind you. He seems uneasy but passive, like a good PARTY MEMBER.
Soon, you're close enough to see who exactly you're approaching.
PATIENCE THE WITCH waves at you merrily, holding out your PANTS (which are authentic, according to your RADAR). It appears she's emptied the POCKETS, scattering your original INVENTORY onto the MIRRORED FLOOR near her. RHYS stops behind you. He seems very uneasy.
What do you do?>Approach Patience