You set about to SERIOUS BUSINESS. Assuming (correctly) that CAD-PAD has the SANDWICH ANTIDOTE (being so ultra-cool as he is), you ask him for the aforementioned SANDWICH ANTIDOTE. We'll just summarize what happens next.
(Note: Each color of text represents events occurring in a different parallel universe! It's not confusing in the least!)
You test the OPPOSITE UNIVERSE REVERSER MACHINE with a CARVING KNIFE.
You get a VIKING FEN CAR!
You... leave behind the VIKING FEN CAR. It is far too gaudy for everyday use!
You ask DEVIL-PAD for a MILLION DOLLARS.
In exchange for the MILLION DOLLARS, DEVIL-PAD asks for a SOUL.
You ask MULE-PAD for his SOUL, but he's a SOULLESS CORPORATE DRONE.
MULE-PAD offers his ASSISTANT, BRIAN, in exchange for a FLAMETHROWER.
It is determined that BRIAN also lacks a SOUL.
You eat a slice of PIZZA.
You attempt to pick up the BRIMSTONE, but your INVENTORY is full!
You ask ROBOPAD for his SOUL, but he's a ROBOT.
ROBOPAD offers his PAPERCLIP for an ELECTRIC SHEEP.
You combine the SHEEP, the GYM SOCKS and the TESLA MONSTROSITY to make an ELECTRIC SHEEP.
The ELECTRIC SHEEP doesn't fit in your inventory!
You eat your last slice of PIZZA.
You pick up the ELECTRIC SHEEP.
ROBOPAD gives you his PAPERCLIP in exchange for the ELECTRIC SHEEP.
You ask EVIL PAD for his SOUL, and he agrees to give it to you in exchange for a YOUR DEATH.
You give EVIL PAD your DISDAIN.
EVIL PAD gives you THE FINGER.
EVIL CADUNGERY (same universe) uses FIRE BALL!
CAD uses RUBIK'S HYPERCUBE!
You ask ZOMPAD for his SOUL, and he admits he has A SPARE SOUL.
In exchange for the SOUL, ZOMPAD asks for a BRAIN.
You combine BRIMSTONE with HAIR GEL and PAPERCLIP to make a FLAMETHROWER!
MULE-PAD gives you his BRIAN in exchange for the FLAMETHROWER!
You've added BRIAN to the PARTY!
Use BRIAN with OPPOSITE UNIVERSE REVERSER MACHINE!
You've got a BRAIN!
ZOMPAD gives you his SPARE SOUL in exchange for the BRAIN.
DEVIL-PAD gives you his MILLION DOLLARS in exchange for the SPARE SOUL.
CAD-PAD gives you his SANDWICH ANTIDOTE in exchange for the MILLION DOLLARS.
You've got the SANDWICH ANTIDOTE! My, what a long and tiring course of events!
>Use ANTIDOTE with PAD-BRO