You head EAST to the edge of TOWN, ready to crack open your COCONUT with the STYLIZER. This should prove easy enough.
You crack open your COCONUT with the STYLIZER. It proved easy enough.
What the heck...?
A... NINJA(?) appears out of the COCONUT and looks around momentarily before examining you. Without a word, he hands you a CAN OF 1UP SODA before disappearing in a puff of SMOKE.
Sweet! Soda! This should be--- aw, seriously?
It's cranberry flavored? Bah. Stupid ninja fruit.
This has been an... odd turn of events.