Friday, January 28, 2011

261 - Get PING PONG PADDLE


Despite your insane curiosity about the workings of the CURLING CONSOLE, you pass it by to grab one of the PING PONG PADDLES and a PING PONG BALL. You put them in an empty pocket--- wait. Oh, snap!

All of your old INVENTORY, including your TIME DEVICE, were in your old TROUSERS! These LOANER SHORTS had nothing in them but six slightly unhygienic VARIOUS MONIES! You really need to get those pants back, or else you may break various TIME LOOPS and end the UNIVERSE in a BANG (as opposed to a WHIMPER).

While you're over by the ANALOG VIDEO PONG TABLE, you also glance over to the PORTAL, which is glowing and pulsating with an immense energy which defies rational explanation as it expands endlessly into non-Euclidean geometries whose brief veil is torn asunder and threatens by its very existence to crack the fragile farce which is a Human mind into a thousand nightmare pieces. You've seen better.

>Stare at IRRATIONAL PORTAL

6 comments:

CageyJay said...

That's not good. That's not very good at all. In fact, aside from trying to talk to everyone, there's only one course of action: explore.
me.happy(this, true);


Push CONSOLES (from uphill side) to ascertain the existence of any DARWINIAN REFUGE EXITS. (Might as well.)

Go NORTH.

Shar said...

Go EAST. You've been needing some more brain space (your stretch marks are getting quite noticeable), and staring a little at the portal should do just the trick to expand your head properly.

Chad said...

CHALLENGE the portal to a game of PING PONG.

Anonymous said...

SEARCH for ALAN'S TROUSERS

CageyJay said...

In WAA, might bullet proof glass not necessarily be proofed against nitrogen-frozen table tennis balls? We might have part of our solution to retrieving that key, wherever it might lead us.

DoomSayer said...

No using the munnies for games.