Saturday, May 29, 2010

103 - Buy PDEMM, then CONVERSE

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RHYS: How much for the PEANUT DEUS EX MACHINA MACHINE?
GWC: Fifty VARIOUS MONIES.

You check your WALLET ANALOGUE. Only 49. Dang.

RHYS: How much would you give me for this... SAUCY LITERATURE.
GWC: What's the centerfold?
RHYS: (Checking) It's... oh my... SAMBAL KACANG.
GWC: Ooooooh. I'll give you one VARIOUS MONIES for it.
RHYS: Done. Here's 49 more VARIOUS MONIES and I'll take the P.D.E.M.M!

YOU LOSE: SAUCY LITERATURE
YOU GAIN: 1 VARIOUS MONIES
YOU LOSE: 50 VARIOUS MONIES
YOU GAIN: PEANUT DEUS EX MACHINA MACHINE

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RHYS: Is... is this a LUNCHBOX?
GWC: Yes, but it's what's inside that counts. I don't know what's inside, beyond the fact that it's peanut based or peanut related. It's based on the HEISENBERG UNCERTAINTY PRINCIPLE as applied to a NANO-PEANUT MATRIX. If at some point you are completely stuck beyond the shadow of hope, whip that thing open and presto--- exactly what you need. Or, at least, an item or items of possible need. Probably. Unless you look.
RHYS: How do you even make something like this?
GWC: Son, I've been working on peanuts for my whole life. It all built up to that device. It was a tough nut to crack, but---
RHYS: Whatev's. Let's move on. Which way to FORT FERRIS?
GWC: You were heading the right direction. Just keep going like you were going.
RHYS: OK. Finally---

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RHYS: WHAT IS UP WITH THAT FREAKING SAND WORM?
GWC: Hum? Oh, they're attracted to peanuts. I usually have to... slice and dice.
RHYS: Does this happen often?
GWC: Increasingly... recently.

>Temporarily exit CANON

5 comments:

Andrew said...

Contest time! First person to correctly name the Shopkeeper, GWC, wins a non-canonical picture based on whatever they want from WICKED AWESOME posted on the Extras page. (And yes, there is a right answer.)

Ryan said...

I think his name is George Washington Carver.

Also ask George Washington Carver if you can loot the sand worm and take the knife.

Andrew said...

George Washington Carver is correct! Ryan, let me know what you want to see and I'll make the picture for the extras page.

Ryan said...

If it is doable how about Rhys leading a squadron of TEDDY BOARS against an EVIL CLONE of Rhys that is leading an army of TEDDY BISON in a kind of epic final showdown moment.

Mike said...

peer intently at shadowy figure on back of sand worm