Saturday, June 12, 2010

120 - Reveal BUSINESS END of HAIR DRYER

You're not having the best day of your life. In reverse order, you've realized that your previous (next) action was unnecessary, you solved a stupid puzzle, you sprang a leak in your room, and you woke up in a strange room with... no real memory of what happened before that. Whatever it was, that was probably bad times, too. So, you know what? Let's get dangerous.

You pull out your BATTERY-POWERED HAIR DRYER and sight it towards the MONOPTIC CANDAEMON.

JILL: You got yourself two options. Option one, you let me pass. Option two, I switch this puppy to its "what for" setting and give you what for. What's it for? Killing you. That's what. For.

The MONOPTIC CANDAEMON chuckles.

This does not seem to be working. And after a quick check, you are pretty confident that there is no actual "what for" setting on your HAIR DRYER.

5 comments:

Tobias said...

Check change slot on One Up Machine.

Buy and consume One Up.

Unknown said...

Whargarble. I was going to recommend checking the change slot.

Also, check the filing cabinet.

Andrew said...

What should be in the filing cabinet? Files?

Dolch said...

Remember your time as an olympic judo master and throw the crap out of the candaemon.

Wonder why the crack in the glass tunnel hasn't broken open from the water pressure.

Ask the candaemon about his missing eye.

Veneretio said...

Throw the sucker into "what for" mode. Let's see what it's for.