Monday, October 11, 2010

200 - Mumble.


You begin to mumble as the DOCTOR passes. He stops to listen as you rant "prophetically" about someone... some... man in brown... reading SAUCY LITERATURE... and plotting to betray MULE KICK! Oh, what dreams are these, these totally prophetic mumblings! They must be prophetic, they must be part of your VISIONS! The DOCTOR doesn't seem entirely convinced but he walks back to the VIEWSCREEN THING anyway.

DOC: Herr Pierce. I am not interrupting?
P: . . .
DOC: You have a minute, ja? [Yes?]
P: . . .
DOC: Lieb. [Good.] Come in here. I need you.
P: . . .


SKEETER: What's up, Doc? What do you need him for?
DOC: Be silent. Pierce?
P: . . .
DOC: Pierce. Kill Skeeter. Schnell! [Quickly!]
SKEETER: Wait, what? No!


P: Ruhe in frieden, Skeeter. [Rest in peace, Skeeter.]

Pierce passes through the door aft. Skeeter passes through a hole in his head.


HOLY FREAKING CRAP IN A VAT OF GOO!

EVEN MORE HOLY FREAKING CRAP!

That PIERCE is a stone cold killer with a FREAKING SWEET PISTOL, and the DOC doesn't seem concerned in the slightest about that poor guard! Or the poor guard's poor family! Or his pet Schnauzer, who he probably named Lord Barkley Barkington! Or his pet Schnauzer Lord Barkley Barkington's poor family! THE LACK OF CONCERN IS VERY CONCERNING!

Still, that's one problem taken care of. Your plan worked perfectly, too, so that's good.

With the DOOR leading AFT still open, you will probably need to be quiet with what you do next.

>Mumble... again...

4 comments:

CageyJay said...

Pierce: a man not known for his ruth. *Enjoying the BPM spike in the background.*

Examine DOOR FORE. Is the FREAKING SWEET PISTOL high-powered enough to have punched a hole through it after the bullet lost velocity/tumbled wildly through Skeeter's head?

Shar said...

Mumble again to get the DOCTOR to come close, then drown him in the goo.

Nash said...

Do we have to kill everyone we meet? Can we just knock him unconscious with the mug? Seeing Peirce should give Rhys second thoghts about being a stonecold killer.

Shar said...

Good point! It's not like this is an RPG or anything...

Amend to TRY TO MAKE DOC INHALE ENOUGH GOO FUMES to knock him out, then swap places - take DOC's clothes, put him in VAT.