Monday, July 25, 2011

355 - Deduce PLOT, use HOSE-WHIP


Oooh boy, that POISON is kicking in... better make this quick.

JET: The joke's on you, Ninja. I've spent the last three years building up an immunity to Iocane poison!
NINJA: Good thing I didn't use Iocane then. But you're stalling.
JET: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You only think I'm stalling! 
NINJA: If you're trying to trick me into giving away something, it won't work. 
JET: It has worked! You've given everything away! You weren't after McBeard at all! You were... after... me?
NINJA: Your powers of observation continue to serve you well, Jill Elysia Thunderson. I hope you realize the trouble we've gone through to---
JET: NINJA, I AM YOUR FATHER!

HOSE-WHIP MONOLOGUE-INTERRUPTION ATTACK TO RETRIEVE ANTIDOTE THROUGH DEFT PROWESS!


Wait, no. This is clearly a POISON-INDUCED PARALYSIS NON-ATTACK.

This... may not end well....

>Be... dead?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Be... dead?