Friday, March 3, 2017

358 - Poke PEEPHOLE with PIKE POLE

Poking the MOUSE HOLE with the PIKE is clearly the most pressing course of action. Anything else would be simply irresponsible.

The MERCENARY is not pleased with these orders. His PIKE is a PROFESSIONAL WEAPON wielded professionally in professional battle. It is not meant to be a HOLE-IN-THE-WALL-POKING-STICK. Regardless, The CAPTAIN overrides his objections and the HOLE is dutifully poked.

It's not very effective.

Across the room, The SCHOLAR and the PRISONER examine the carelessly discarded PAN FLUTE. While the SCHOLAR admits to knowing how to play it, the PRISONER is unable to convince him to play any TUNES, jaunty or otherwise. The SCHOLAR... has not played the PAN FLUTE since... well... not since the ACCIDENT.

>Read LETTER

Old gypsy women are never wrong!

5 comments:

Ray Yaegle said...

Read the LETTER!

Chad Silva said...

FLIP HOURGLASS

Spareparts said...

Read something. Letter or book.

Anonymous said...

Reveal you haven't read anything since the ACCIDENT.

Anonymous said...

THINK about the ACCIDENT