Wednesday, April 28, 2010

70 - GET UP and INVESTIGATE THE MUZAK

70 - GET UP and INVESTIGATE THE MUZAK
OK. You're up. And you're sure that you're awake this time. That was... weird.

Anywho, this SECRET ROOM seems to be a NOT-SO-SECRET WASTE OF TIME. Time to make like a duck and quack. Or... wait. Like a tree and... something? Whatever. You leaf the SECRET ROOM.
Oh, the ONE UP VENDING MACHINE came back down, closing off access to the HATCH. Thankfully, you have no time for such distractions! You ignore it and follow the enchanting MUZAK to the WEST. It sounds so DELIGHTFUL!
You are now standing in some kind of CANTINA. There are TABLES of various sizes around the room, with a BAR at the other end. A MARIACHI BAND plays some kick-awesome MUSIC on the STAGE, lit by a COMPLEX LIGHTING RIG. A man with a SHERIFF'S BADGE sips a GIRLY DRINK at one of the TABLES. A SOMMELIER stands by the BAR, ready to serve additional GIRLY DRINKS, like the examples on the BAR itself. By the SWINGING DOORS on the NORTH wall is a SPITTOON. Above the SWINGING DOORS is an REMOTELY CONTROLLED RAISING AND LOWERING BLIND, which is currently in the lowered position.

Dang, there is quite a bit to do here. It would be a shame if you were to simply... say... EXIT SWINGING DOORS. A real shame. So you're not going to do that, are you?

3 comments:

Andrew said...

SO YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO THAT, ARE YOU?

Matt said...

Talk to SHERRIFF about the CURRENT STATE OF WORLD AFFAIRS.

DANCE to Mariachi music.

PLAY a haunting refrain on the SPANISH GUITAR.

(dealers choice)

Anonymous said...

EXIT SWINGING DOORS!

Ask what a SOMMOLER is? (Is that the waiter guy)?