Monday, June 14, 2010

124 - Convert TRAFFIC CONE, DEAD FISH, and 5 VARIOUS MONIES into FUNNEL, SUSHI, and a SMALL WAGER

There's really only one course of action.

JILL: Hey, I bet you five VARIOUS MONEY that you can't repeat that trick of yours with this "FUNNEL" and "SUSHI."
MC: Not for that much money! Maybe for five times that much!
JILL: . . .
MC: . . .
JILL: I bet you one VARIOUS MONEY that you can't repeat that trick of yours with this "FUNNEL" and "SUSHI."
MC: Not for that much money! Maybe for five times that much!
JILL: Done. Here's five VARIOUS MONEY.
MC: Wh--- oh. Huh.

The MONOPTIC CANDAEMON takes your TRAFFIC CONE and DEAD FISH. Your 5 VM bet is held in escrow by M. BISON, who is a LEGALLY NEUTRAL BYSTANDER.

MC: Oh, man. I sure hope this works this time and doesn't permanently blind my other EYE.

The MONOPTIC CANDAEMON repeats his FATEFUL BET.

The MONOPTIC CANDAEMON is now the UNCONSCIOUS BLIND CANDAEMON with a DEAD FISH in one EYE SOCKET. The brief process that led to this was not pretty, and definitely not something anyone would want to see animated. You and M. BISON are STUNNED for 6 seconds.

When he fell during his... PERFORMANCE, the CANDAEMON hit his head pretty hard against the wall, shattering his HORNS. They now lie on the floor next to him. His other INVENTORY ITEMS are also scattered nearby. Littering the floor is his RUSTY SABER, the aforementioned HORNS, the STOP SIGN, your TRAFFIC CONE/WIZARD HAT, and a WALKIE-TALKIE which seems to be trying to get the CANDAEMON'S attention. There is also a DEAD FISH... that you could probably get... but... you probably don't want to get that. Also, M. BISON is still guarding your 5 VM for the WAGER. He watches you intently.

>Pay off WAGER, then LOOT and CRAFT

15 comments:

mike said...

Have M Bison pay the UNCONSCIOUS BLIND CANDAEMON, steel his Saber and horns.

Use guile to persuade the person on the other end of the WALKIE-TALKIE that you are the MONOPTIC CANDAEMON and that you Gobbled up the person who came out the door.

Chad said...

Attach the horns to M Bison.

Screw the SABER onto the HAIR DRYER (Using SCREWS and SCREWDRIVER) to make a HAIR GUNBLADE (The STYLIZER?). Strike a pose.

Chad said...

Also, REMIND the ANGLERFISH to make a WILL DISBELIEF SAVE vs DUCKS.

Mike said...

Look through door to WEST and see what is in the next room.

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