Tuesday, June 22, 2010

131 - Use HOSE LASSO with PLOT HOOK

PITS are meant to be CROSSED, and if PITFALL HARRY taught you anything, it was that swinging on VINES was THE BEST AND ONLY WAY to do so. You tie a LOOP in the end of your GARDEN HOSE and whip your HOSE LASSO/VINE/WHIP up to the HOOK, catching it and testing to make sure that it's tight.

Oh, man... you've wanted to do this since you were five, playing on your old ATARI. Not because swinging looked particularly fun. Just because you wanted to spite that freakin' SCORPION....

SCREW YOU, SCORPION! Screw. You.

You continue WEST.

>Go WEST

6 comments:

Andrew said...

Once again, I'll leave it up to you guys. What's at the end of the DUCTWORK to the WEST? Does it open into a ROOM of some sort? Does it terminate with a TERMINAL?

I DON'T EVEN KNOW!

Ahhhhhhh!

Chad said...

I'd say it goes to a vent in Room 1, where the APPARITION from TURN 128 is hiding.

Perhaps WE will sneak up on HIM.

Mike said...

It leads to a room with a SHOCKING REVELATION that just blows our minds.

Kyle said...

The next room contains a Magic 8-ball that is searching for its master.

obes said...

a plot device...

Joel said...

Deegan.