Tuesday, September 28, 2010

192 - Query more!


CAD: OK, Alan, I'm gonna run a few more things past you. Let me know the odds, would ya?
ALAN: I can do that.
MP: Are you both quite serious? It's not like I have all day here!
ALAN: It appears that you were recently playing a board game. Was that an efficient use of time?
MP: There were extenuating circumstances!
CAD: Alan! What if I throw my hanky and it summons a bull? The bull would attack him because he's red, right?
MP: Racist.
ALAN: That's not how hankerchiefs work, Cad. Or bulls. Bulls are colorblind, like most mammals.
CAD: So why do they attack those bull fighter guys with the red capes?
ALAN: They're attracted to the motion of the "muleta," not its color. I think I've told you this before.
ZT: brains?
CAD: Whatever. Odds on punching him in the face and solving everything?
ALAN: One in 5000.
CAD: Odds of Paddington Hippo and sick red guy magically getting better without the potion and all of us becoming friends?
ALAN: One in 47,400.
ZT: brains.
CAD: Odds of the Barbershop Dishware learning the true meaning of love and eviscerating the guy on the table while singing "Welcome to the Jungle?"
ALAN: One in 548,200.
MP: One in 548,215!
ALAN: Hum. Yes, I can accept those numbers.
CAD: OK. Geez. Um. Odds of... me casting a time stop, switching the icecream cone and the gun, administering the antidote to Paddington through the vevuzela and stabbing one-eye-lens guy with the singing carving knife?
ALAN: One in 999,999.
CAD: ...all while on one leg?
ALAN: ...one million to one against.
ZT: brains! 
CAD: I like those odds!

8 comments:

CAD said...

DO EEEET!

Tobias said...

DO EEEET!

CageyJay said...

DO EEEET!


...of course, this is when we find someone has cast DRIE DOUT on Cad's marker.

Chad said...

DO EEEET!

Nash said...

DO EEEET!

Mike R said...

/devils advocate. dont do eeeeet!

oh screw it.

DO EEEET!

Anonymous said...

(We are all going to be shocked when it doesn't work)

Shar said...

TIME STOP!