Wednesday, March 23, 2011

295 - Loot PIRATE


You make sure no one is around and proceed to stealthily loot the UNCONSCIOUS PIRATE before the DOCTOR shows up

First, you swipe the RED DOMINO MASK and BANDANNA (or "HEAD-KER-CHIEF"), as well as a set of WHITE COTTON GLOVES. Without any EMPTY POCKETS, you slip the DEAD FISH you've been carrying into the MOUSE'S APARTMENT POCKET. He... doesn't mind too much. You also pick up the FLINTLOCK and slip it into... well, that's going into the MOUSE'S APARTMENT as well. Since there's a metric crap-ton of AMMUNITION, you just sort of scatter it around between the pockets. But a lot of it goes into the MOUSE POCKET. He remains tolerant, largely because he's fond of the FAMOUS JOKE about the MOUSE, the FISH and the PISTOL. Oh man. That one always cracks you up.

Oh, you don't know that joke? All the smart people know that one. You're smart, aren't you? Yeah, I thought so. So it is a funny joke, isn't it? ISN'T IT?!?!?

. . .

You head into the PORT AUTHORITY. What are you going to find in there?

>Enter PORT AUTHORITY

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Clearly we find 1 of the other 2 pirate lords.

Anonymous said...

A pirate lord and a dancing monkey. And the duck.

Chad said...

Stylish clothing.

FlintGrey said...

Doilies. Lots and lots of Doilies.

chrisleech said...

what duck your getting off trCK

Anonymous said...

Guys, head kerchief is a real term! It's more generic than bandana, which implies the bandana pattern.