MC: You are too close. You should probably be aware that you smell exceedingly edible.
46 - Compliment MC's TUSKS
Those TUSKS are horrific! Maybe he should be called DENTAL NIGHTMARE CANDAEMON!
...there may have been something else you wanted to say or ask about the TUSKS, but dang... yeah, you probably don't want to mention those again. Ever.
>Give JAWBREAKERS to MC
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Oh, were you referring to his HORNS when you said TUSKS? Ah. That would have made more sense, wouldn't it? Oh well.
Consult map
Give jawbreakers to candaemon
PUNCH CANDAEMON in the SNOUT to establish dominance.
@matt: Don't you mean "Blatantly STEAL JOKE from PROBLEM SLEUTH"? I'm trying to avoid that!
But I'm the player! You have to do what I say?
Oh, that's not how this works? Okay.
In that case,
CHECK DECEPTONOMICON
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