Thursday, March 10, 2011

288 - Head to TOWN

You get directions to town (SOUTH along the beach, then follow the path WEST) and head that way. As you walk (rejoined by M. BISON), you scoop up a COCONUT. It shouldn't be that hard to crack it open.

Hmm. It feels... odd. Could something strange be inside this COCONUT? Something stranger than MILK, which, really, what's that doing in there? MILK COMES FROM COWS. OR SUPERMARKETS.

>Go WEST, Open COCONUT

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

hmmm...I'm guessing maybe a duck...

or a turtle...

or maybe a...


NINJA!!!!!


they're sneaky that way...

Chaud said...

Its filled with 1up

Nixa said...

No! Not 1up! Mule Kick FTW!

CageyJay said...

Let's find out! Ask M. BISON how he's feeling. Ask if you can borrow one of his horns to open the nut.



So Jet's a city girl. That's cool.

CageyJay said...

Or, (Duh! I'm an idiot!) whack the COCONUT with the STYLIZER.

Anonymous said...

I saw a commercial that claimed that the cranberry was a "ninja fruit". Cranberries float in water.
So, to check if the cocoanut contains a small, sneaky ninja, place it carefully in the water.
If it floats, show it to the pirates and ask them how to open it.
When they succeed, quickly slay the ninja.