Friday, April 1, 2011

301 - Alan? WTF?


You find yourself in a PURPLE ROOM on APRIL FIRST. You do not find this amusing.

>I said, "Examine MAP"

14 comments:

obes said...

the cake is a lie!

Nixa said...

OPEN the BOX! then WRITE "the cake is a lie" for the next Alan.

Anonymous said...

Throw the box at my head through the portal. Alternatively, examine ceiling and 4th wall. Hug box. Check inventory. Express concern at the situation in an uncharacteristic way.

Anonymous said...

Hit the 'clear' button on the portal gun and see what was written under the portals. Intrusively examine the box with fingertips.

Anonymous said...

I think it's a Jack-in-the box disguised to look like a Companion Cube...

CUE-"Pop Goes The Weasel"

BOX-*boiiinnggg*

EVIL CLOWN- HA HA HA HAA Hooowdy doooo!

Anonymous said...

Hug COMPANION CUBE. Never let the CUBE go. It's your friend, and no one should make this mistake twice.

Anonymous said...

APRIL FOOL'S!

Oh, wait, it's april 2nd now?

Anonymous said...

RECORD in SCIENTIFIC JOURNAL "Huge success!"

Anonymous said...

Use PORTAL GUN to become PIRATE QUEEN

Anonymous said...

By careful comparison of mismatched vanishing lines, identify that the companion cube is actually a hypercube resting in a different spacial plane than the purple room. Hug the cube, kick off from the floor, and fly away into a different universe!

Anonymous said...

STICK HEAD into next room. Is it this room?
Examine INSIDE EDGE of PORTAL. Rewire COSMIC PORTAL EDGE ENERGY into NEW, SHINY TIME DEVICE.
Use the device to TELEPORT COMPANION CUBE into an INCINERATOR.
If a door doesn't open after this, CRY.

Anonymous said...

Oh man, Alan doesn't have arms! This must be the past, before the latest art upgrade!

Chican said...

Aw, poor Alan! From mirrors and monsters to purple and portals.

Don't listen to the companion cube if it says anything.

Andrew said...

(April Fools, et cetera!)