Tuesday, May 10, 2011

323 - Consult your DOCTOR


You scoop up the NINJA STAR and put it into a pocket with your SHADES, COCONUT HALVES, and two BULLETS. This... may constitute an abuse of the INVENTORY SYSTEM. Maybe....

YOU GOT: ONE (1) THROWING STAR

You then head over and check with the DOCTOR.

JET: Oh. Oh my, what... happened? Is it the pox? Lupis? It's lupis, isn't it?
DOCTOR: No, he's dead. Quite... dead.
JET: How could this have happened?
RED CORSAIR: Um, yeah, it was your Bison. Like, half an hour ago?
JET: Oh, what? Um... what?
RED: Do you seriously not remember? Because you and I were both right here when it happened.
JET: Oh, right, that. I guess I'm just a little hungover or... something... convincing.
DOC: Oh, do you need a hangover cure?
JET: . . . . Yes?
DOC: Here, take two of these with some water. Should clear you right up.
JET: That seems... much easier than usual. And--- and red pirate guy, you're not mad I killed your friend?
RED: Nope, not in the least.
JET: Hmm. OK.

YOU GOT: ONE (1) FULL PROOF HANG-OVER CURE

And since you looted the NOW-DEAD PIRATE earlier this evening, well, it looks like you're done with him. No consequences, no madcap antics, no nothin'.

It seems... too good to be true.

>Give DRUGZ to Bison

5 comments:

mooman72v2 said...

go and COMFORT the SON of the BUREAUCRAT. Steal the CLOSED SIGN in case you need anything CLOSED. LOOT the CORPSE if the DOCTOR won't stop you.

Maridee said...

vaguely recall bureaucrat's son being taken with you. wonder what strange fiendry is this.

keep doctor's strange compliance close to mind. check purported hangover cure for poison.

muse over whether a sobriety potion would, in fact, be more useful.

steal bowtie of bureaucrat's son. it bemuses you.

Anonymous said...

Find out how BENNIE, THE BUREAUCRAT'S SON made itt back after being kidnapped.

Chaud said...

Take pill pass out and wake up to face of third candidate as the irrationally calm pirate is working for him

Tom said...

take CLOSED SIGN

administer FULL PROOF HANG-OVER CURE to M. BISON

make SNAPPY ONE-LINER QUIP about DEAD PIRATE

don SHADES dramatically

wander to the SOUTH-LEFT to see what's happening